Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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