Nicole vs. Life
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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