I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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