i permit you to call me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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