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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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