Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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