he wants to bone in the snuggie
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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