Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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