Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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