I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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