I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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