LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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