Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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