Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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