she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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