wanna go halves on a baby?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she smelled like a LAN party
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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