yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.