i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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