I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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