nut hugger
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
my poor anus
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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