YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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