what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.