ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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