i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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