We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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