Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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So you'd prefer to be locked out without the wine??????
a better way to start the weekend is to take it in the face..........in the face!
use the box of wine to break the window and let yourself in.
I seriously had sex with my sister last night.
Too bad you don't have pretzels.
Drink the wine then pretend you are part of SWAT and kick the door in while screaming "GET ON THE FLOOR!!" SB
I am at a safari party in a different country and I thank you for making me think it's all worthwhile
drink wine. tear open box. use wine bag as pillow. fend off attackers drunken wit. success.
9:01..... serious party foul. forrr real.
sounds like epic win to me