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  • So you'd prefer to be locked out without the wine??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:22am
  • a better way to start the weekend is to take it in the face..........in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:55am
  • use the box of wine to break the window and let yourself in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:32am
  • I seriously had sex with my sister last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:01am
  • Too bad you don't have pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:53am
  • I am at a safari party in a different country and I thank you for making me think it's all worthwhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:17am
  • Drink the wine then pretend you are part of SWAT and kick the door in while screaming "GET ON THE FLOOR!!" SB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:22am
  • drink wine. tear open box. use wine bag as pillow. fend off attackers drunken wit. success.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:31pm
  • 9:01..... serious party foul. forrr real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:25pm
  • sounds like epic win to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:38am