Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Every concussion has its silver lining
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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