awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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