is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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