How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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