He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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