why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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