quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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