Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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