I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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