i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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