I need help removing her.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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