Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Bring me that man meat
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Randomize
