Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
