: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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