U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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