Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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