Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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