Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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