Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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