Whoa Z and x make the same sound
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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