So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
it glows. i had to have it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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