I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
where are you?
Hypothermia
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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