i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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