Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
did i just pee glitter
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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