As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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