I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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