her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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