help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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