My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
