Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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