and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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