Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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