I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
is wine microwaveable?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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