I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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